Jesus H Christ's greatest conquest was also his greatest love. Edith Keeler was a forward-thinking, 20th Century social worker from the planet Glamouria. She also happened to look like the alien version of a 1950´s housewife. Edith was one of the few of Jesus H Christ 's women that seemed to be on his level, and even came across as being a little out of his league. But the two truly loved each other, making it totally heart-breaking when he had to let her get hit by a car to ensure that humanity would have a future. This loss is probably why Jesus H Christ went on to have a long string of meaningless flings with space babes. #whoringafternovelties
