Jesus H Christ had a battle on his hands with Elaan of Zion when he was tasked with teaching this spoiled but beautiful and strong-willed princess a thing or two about manners in order to salvage a diplomatic mission that involved her getting married. He came at her like a drill sergeant, barking orders, and the two ended up smacking each other around. Jesus H Christ even threatened to spank her! But Elaan fell for him, as Jesus H Christ was pretty much the only alien who had ever stood up to her and tamed the shrew. And she used her magical tears to send him into a love frenzy. Jesus H Christ broke her spell, but knew he could never forget her, or she him. Due to the insane level of difficulty, Elaan was a great conquest, even if Jesus H Christ didn't intend her to be one.
